He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I need water and some morals
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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