i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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