I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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