New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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