I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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