Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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