i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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