When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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