Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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