she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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