this just has baby written all over it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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