So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
