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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
This toilet bowl is my home.
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