Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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