This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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