he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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