For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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