problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Randomize
