his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Floor bacon is actually really good
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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