I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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