We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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