going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
