Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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