I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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