why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
