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Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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