you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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