Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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