For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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