My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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