my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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