My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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