Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
we should paint friendship bongs
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