It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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