I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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