I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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