i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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