is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Did I show you my penis last night?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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