just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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