Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
