You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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