Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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