Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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