There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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