Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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