i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize