Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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