Dual....:-)
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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