I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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