whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
