Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
be right there i have to get my cape
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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