he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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