Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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