i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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