So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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